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More rhymin’ fun from the shortie with a bun… Geez, she’s got me doing it now…
I looked like a bowl full of jelly
From all those trips to the Deli
With my HCG body
I look like a hottie
And now I have flat belly
Kickin’ Kimmie G’s still on her Def Poetry Jam riff. This lil shortie came up with the hysterical first-ever HCG Diet Fat Loss Boss Rap, then another ground-breaking first with the first HCG Diet limerick from last post and now… another limerick.
And still no Nantucket. It’s wonder I even recognized it as a limerick.
And once again I need to clarify for the clueless shorties — dudes DO NOT refer to themselves as “hotties.” Okay?
Well, not outside certain bars on Capital Hill (Seattle in-joke), that is.
Feel like I’ve been whammied with some estrogen kryptonite… like the Redhead has asked me to hold her purse while she tries something on.
Same thing, I guess.
Ugh. When’s the game on again? Suddenly need a testosterone jolt the way Popeye needs the spinach.
Can you believe this girl is a hardcore database programmer by day? You’ve seen some of her work here and let me tell you — her flair for creativity would lead you to believe she’s an artist, not a coder.
‘Til next time…
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