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More rhymin’ fun from the shortie with a bun… Geez, she’s got me doing it now…

I looked like a bowl full of jelly
From all those trips to the Deli (read more…)

Kickin’ Kimmie G’s got her own Def Poetry Jam thang goin’ on. Shortie’s making a name for her bad self — first with the hysterical HCG Diet Fat Loss Boss Rap from last post and now… a limerick.

Suppose I should count my blessings… at least she didn’t try to rhyme Nantucket.

My food always tasted so yummy
but I felt so fat and rummy (read more…)

My homegirl Kickin’ Kimmie G sent over this “Fat Loss Boss Rap” for posting.

Heck, I was so tickled that she not only took the time, but hey — it’s funny to boot!

Take a gander and leave a comment below for Kickin’ Kim or myself and tell us what you think.

Seriously, isn’t she a hoot? She certainly qualifies for the coveted Gutless Certified No-Prize Award! It’s in the mail to ya, babe.

Now cue up the ‘tables for some scratchin… (read more…)

"Doom commands you to eat your veggies!"

So you’re on the HCG Diet, you’re tracking your food intake, and then horror of all horrors — you’re at your last meal of the day, you’re stuffed and yet you’re shy on your daily 500 calories.

Ack!

Now, you know if you don’t eat at least those 500, you won’t lose weight the next day (not really true, but that’s the popular myth and another post for another day). 

So, what do you eat more of? More meat? More crackers (heh, that was me on Round 1)? Drink more liquid? 

No, no and no. You want to eat more of what was, in my childhood the most hateful, vengeful enemy… (read more…)

I’m often asked, “Who do you get your HCG from?” And the answer is an unqualified PharmacyEscrow.com (formerly know as  HCGSupplies.com).

They’re the most reputable HCG suppliers, with the fastest delivery rate and I can always count on them.

Let me tell you, three rounds on the HCG Diet, 157 pounds later, hundreds of dollars spent on HCG and mixing supplies, plus learning from other’s ordering experiences — I know a thing or two about whom to order from and whom not to order from, and how to do it.

So do all of my grads. In the beginning, I tried a couple of other companies and was not happy. Not with the quality of the HCG itself, not with the length of (read more…)